----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Bruce Johnson" 

>>>> "Dad!"  Lysia says with both excitement and shock, "I am having
>>>> quite possibly the best and the  worst day of my life all
>>>> rolled into one.  I need to ask a favor and it's important so I
>>>> want you to think carefully before you anwser."
>>>
>>> Ricardo says, slowly, "Yeesss?" Does the system have caller ID?
>>
>> Yes, and the ID you see reported as Serbia City PD with a four digit
>> number following it.
>
> Ricardo groans inwardly. 'She doesn't sound drunk, so this isn't
> simple' he thinks....

"Well I thought I'd to a little shopping this morning, and I found this 
gambling hall, very exciting I actually won a little money.  There was this 
very interesting older gentleman there, he really should have done somethig 
different with his hair, made him look ten years older than he really was."

Lysia smiles at the guard, "Anyway, I was playing this card game," she pulls 
down the phone and asks the guard.  "What was the name of that card game I 
was playing?"

"Oh well," she continues on without waiting more than a couple seconds for a 
reply, "I guess it's not terribly important.  So I was playing this card 
game and it seems that I bare a striking resemblence to some local figure of 
some note.  Her name escapes me right now.  The older fellow commented on 
how much I looked like this woman, he was really quite sweet you know."

"Well anyway one thing lead to another and you'll never guess where I am 
right now."

Lysia David