On 5 Mar 2001, at 17:48, Michael Orton wrote:
Date sent: Mon, 5 Mar 2001 17:48:17 cst
From: "Michael Orton"
Subject: Re: GM: Brainstorming Oddball Magic Items - Chanmail Bikini
To: gmast@phoenyx.net
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> >Chainmail bikini: This armor is enchanted to provide +10 protection
> >(+5 chainmail, +5 bonus), but only provides 50% coverage, if that.
> >Roll percentile dice each time the wearer is attacked; on a roll of
> >51-00, the armor does not protect. This armor cannot be worn in
> >conjunction with other armor, but does lend it's +5 to all saving
> >throws, and has no armor check penalty.
> >
>
>
> Not quite correct. It is deduceable from simple observation that
> this magic item works all the time, but only for females of high
> physical APP / CHR.
>
> See also:
> Leotard of AC-2
> This light leather armour can only be worn by humanoid females of
> above average physical beauty. It will not stack with any other
> items of armour except jewelry, such as torcs. It does not stack
> with any robes, but will stack with cloaks.
> Special side effect: this armour includes anti-perspirant, deodorant,
> and hair bush effect. The wearer can be assured of finishing the
> fight looking as good as she started.
heck you guys have to use it as an fan-supported item for D&D. GURPS
formalized this a while back with bulletproof nudity (Compendium 1, I believe)
as an official optional cinematic rule.
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